Princess of Poland: The Best TV Show Ever
Combining the pain of Curakiem (who lost everything on your disk, including with 78GB of music [sic]), working on subsequent projects analizatorskich while sitting at home and passionately clutching handkerchiefs, essential to my continued existence, decided to post another analysis. In the absence of wax, and no small indignation caused fanficków debut under the banner of " Twajlajt " introduce an additional aŁtoreczek. mourning, no grief, the analysis must be done! Mega power pants Jacob
is today ... Today I leave him Phoenix.Będę tęskniła.Za my mamą.Renee. Thursday, April 16, 2009
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Mom called Renee, but said at her Phoenix and it was him, but still it? commits folly.
Although I know that he is mentally unbalanced and has a husband seven years younger than himself, kocham.Kocham whole heart, and that's why I'm doing.
Koch, because he loves. It's so logical.
And I left happy and mom and dad.
contrast, thousands of lives will please no access to the Internet aŁtoreczkom ...
Phil is basseballistą and travels a lot.
His work is so secret that even there is nothing about it on the internet!
all the way may be exchanged with seven zdań.Mój dad is very similar to me, and I rather like him.
Actually, our similarities are so similar that it is unlikely.
Charlegio biggest advantage was that it is hanging over mną.Mogłam alone to think, read ... A even cry.
Multifunctionality Mary Sue is dependent on their parents.
push myself, where you just saw nastolatków.I best part is that I came.
But to so ... public?
After a while I saw an array of "Forks High School." Somehow I will, I thought, and hurried to the main entrance.
All better than the 'High School Musical' - she thought.
slowly walked down the hallway and looked out, I felt extreme pain tabliczki.Nagle głowy.Tak, normalne.Walnęłam to the wall.
* looks around uncertainly * You can repeat?
I looked up and stood me on de boy piękny.Miał brilliant copper hair and a pretty black eyes.
was an alien.
between students swept the wind and cold at the same time.
Because usually occur separately.
shiver went through me, and her hair flew in the face.
As Mary Sue had to look beautiful in any situation.
saw as a boy tightens the muscles and swallows loudly ślinę.Dłonie he clenched his muscles in pięści.Każdy stretched to the remnant opportunities.
expect a sudden outburst?
Before I could say anything, the boy was gone.
had to run to the toilet.
I looked out the okno.Zobaczyłam Jackoba.Od I met him once! (...) I always entire four weeks of my vacation I spent with them nim.To thanks to him going through and I came back to Phoenix for a healthy mind.
Jacob - more than a sanatorium.
-Oh! It is because of you I'm two years younger does not mean I have to be smaller!
-But that is too big you do not have to be ...
-Haa! You're jealous! Because you were always a head higher, P-Eee there ...:)
For those who have not read yet, "Twilight
" More or less, looked all the dialogues.
talked on ... not even noticed it sitting on my bed.
After a while even I did not notice that we're naked.
eyes completely to me when I hear the shrill zamykają.Ale krzyk.Jakby someone drove a knife into the heart.
Well, it just rather you did not pokrzyczy.
with an excess of terrifying sounds I feel like breaking everything inside. worried about her intestines ...
There's a big hole that sucks me in..
I mean, it comes to you o. .. in the sense ... you know ...
cease to exist.
She fell into a black du ... hole!
But once the eyes become chłopak.Nie me this is a bad or dangerous. He takes me in his arms, and again like a wolf howling lecimy.Słyszę ...
with pain. Mary is awfully hard ...
I wake up, and then flooded przestraszona.Nie know how to understand my dream ...
As another cheap Bajer, used in stories, after which the main character loses the ability to clear facts (as if it ever had)
rain drops constantly bang against the metal window sill.
Metallica!
wondered się.Myślałam.Głowiłam to niesamowicie.Ale what was going on, and so I did not know ...
What did I say?
took my Mp3 and quietly turned on the song 'Far Away' Nickelblack.
And where a division Nightwish! And, I'm sorry. Such melodies only Hogwardzie ...
listened to the words and not widomo when ... Fallen from dementia. * wonders * And I somehow never was a fool, listening to Nickelback ... * Starches something on a piece of paper * Interesting ...
-Hi, I'm Emmett, and that Jasper, Alice and Rosalie:)-przyjaźnie.Tak smiled at the margin, with a smile seemed to be such a great teddy bear plush, P I mean, say what? It was pink and covered with pluszopodobnym material?
I stood, based on the car and I looked like you guys are jumping off the cliff. Jumping around in twos, as the last jump of Jared'em Jake. Jared out loud tearing up, singing lyrics to "From Yesterday "
smiled brilliantly, and I looked around to see if anyone else is here Suddenly, something flew before my eyes. It's a bird? It's a plane? Super slut?
I looked confused. Jackob looked at me scared. Jackob? He then who? Were it not for the "k", I would think about Jacob Black ...
-So-gites majonez. Jake grinned. confuses the sorry * * I do not keep up with current fashion ...
Besides I am an advocate of ketchup!
Again something przeleciało.Ale lane when turning abruptly stopped. He was a man.
After a while, looking at Bella, took out the language, waving him maliciously, gave of themselves thanks to the sound of the horn and rushed.
But what I saw, had a velocity of the projectile fired from a reeworwera.
A new gadget with the U.S., which has not yet reached the Polish?
And then something happened with Jackob. Like, exploded.
I was not sure, because a piece of bloody meat lying on my face was covered my vision.
saw just how to tear his clothes and stood in front of me a wolf.
In addition, the exhibitionist!
the mighty wolf sizes. He
pass to the gym.
Suddenly a man mutated and now what? Man-wolf? No, it's not on my head. Hello? Can someone me obudzić z tego powalonego snu? Jakieś science fiction mi się w główce porobiło.
Nie, żadne sf! To po prostu heroina pani Meyer was stworzyła!
Spojrzałam w miejsce gdzie przed chwilą stał wilk. Teraz nie stał.
Biegał wesoło tam i z powrotem, gdy drugi człowiek rzucał jakimś kijem.
Teraz walczył razem z tym...czymś. No bo człowiek to nie mógł być. Jeśli ktoś walczy tak zawzięcie z potężnym wilkiem nie może się nazywać człowiekiem. Poruszali się tak szybko i zwinnie, że trudno było mi dopatrzeć ich ruchy.
Actually, I do not know why I thought that fight, because after all they could dance!
suddenly emerged from the thicket of the first 'cosiek' what I just flew.
Until I want to ask "what happened stao up?"
untied the mouth with one paw pants and once again flew into the forest to think sięprzemieic. When he returned in samich cwili shorts. I stood paralyzed with fear further.
Because it was a terrible exhibitionist.
humor of the scene surpassed me ...
-Wha ... What happened?-Zająknęłam up. "I'm wilkołakiem.To hereditary in our tribe.
-A is ... Who fought?
-Z ... His enemy. With a. .. Wampirem.-answered, and I was again flooded dementia.
- Oh, and there - pointed to a large object in the sky - This is my buddies from space.
- Aha - intelligently replied, waving visitors.
do not know about what to think. What do vampires, werewolves, trolls and elves ... also there?
There, as soon as the data you will find out ...
why Edward was so hard? Feature vampires. Why are so cold? Feature Vampire And so on, and so on ...
Why was so annoying with his blameless? Feature that is not no man ...
On the way home I asked Sam Jackob replied to me all about vampires and werewolves.
- And do not look for something better on the web? - Suggested.
Princess of Poland
Edward Cullen - Vampire. Incredibly handsome. After the death of his beloved - Bella, can not shake off and decides to travel.
romance gone a good few hundred years ago, my dear ...
During one their trips goes to Polish.
What's so all goes to our country?
wonder if it has its own team and where to play concerts, no?
decides to live there for longer. He starts going to school. Already his first course attention pretty brunette - Alexander.
decided to replace learning the language of romantic writers of the Polish language.
Cullen befriends his old rival - Jacob Black.
who also decides to come to the Polish, of course ...
I probably years the naked torso of the Rural ...
Alexandra discovers the secret: it is elf.
I really have contacts with Voldemort, is not it?
This fact amuses him very much, but when okzuje that it is członikiną royal family and that the danger threatening her, he decides to protect it.
Now back to medieval times. * Sheepishly * It can ... Young Poland?
Alexander Łęczycka - pretty brunette with a captivating smile and a mysterious, large, glossy, deep brown eyes. Nice. Heat. Romantic. Exported.
ps. More epithets not managed to come up.
theatrical attend secondary school in Warsaw. That also
Polish language is difficult for Edward ...
When he meets a silent and deadly przystojengo Edward Cullen, her life turns upside down. Now Alexander
smelling the flowers from the bottom.
is heir to the throne in the elven kingdom Rosenvell.
And the next sibling of Evans, which is not mentioned in Roswell.
Jacob Black - Jacob meets Alexandra at the grocery store. He left after
buns and bang ... misfortune.
You know, some people go after the rolls and found the remains of a UFO on the road, and he only Mary Sue ...
begin the conversation. The girl he likes and falls in love with her.
Imagine this romantic scene in the meat department?
Together with Ola and Edward begin to form a pack school friends.
Warsaw Trinity?
~ In the story there are events seen through the eyes of Edward. But sometimes you may receive a description by Alexandra. So please, please thought the narration, male or female, to not become confused.
Well, if you enough, the signs indicating rozstawcie.
sat on top of the pines and watched the city from above.
Pine has grown since the middle of the city.
- Edward ... Edward ... - I heard Alice thought. Looking for me.
did not know whether that speaks them out loud.
- I'm on a rock on the other side of the hill. Hurry up! - I heard it another thought. I ran down from the tree, giving momentum to bear, that filled every part of my cold as ice, stone body, lifting them above the ground.
And if you can save on calls!
I ran into her by chance and I'll tell you it is much more intense flavor from Bella. For this is nice. Serio.Oprowadziła me throughout school and met with his friends at.
talking about our main character, but that's probably the world.
woke up on the white linen, in an equally white room. It was not hard to guess where I was a hospital.
Psychiatric but it is not difficult to realize.
dark alley. Five boys surrounded me ... I ran into a wall. And then ... Then came ON. My angel.
Because Alexander was a believer.
But any thought of Alexander, made me feel bad. Like I'm betraying Bella ... Which
de facto dead. But necrophilia is not in fashion ...
Upon her death, I promised myself that would never love a girl and I was going to hold on to it and do not break that promise.
only at the beginning of all can be fooled. And then comes into the world a little human being ...
I went to class and looked around in search of free space. Teacher stopped me, saying:
- probably Edward Cullen?
Skninąłem head. - you'll sit with Miss Łęczycka. Your grades from previous schools are really impressive, and Ola has the best grades in class, so I'm sure it will not download.
However, group work is most desirable.
eyes I saw a flash of beer and felt amazing the smell of a girl who sat with me on the bench. Alexander. So diminutive of this name is Ola. I have to remember. What a strange country! People completely change the character of the name to zdrobnić! Alexander has nothing to do with Ola!
Wait, wait ... if English is not the case diminutives Ted, that would mean Edward?
little I learned the language, however, hardly came to my still pronouncing some names. Daltego ... I have not tried. Practice at home ...
And no, it's always a sign.
- Ja ... I am grateful for assistance. Then ... On the street. - She said, blushing.
- Not at all. I did not know that I'll ever meet.
Of course, you didn't.
not thinking about me all the time. Once I heard how completely not listening to Jacob's thoughts on what to wear to a meeting with Michael.
After a moment of her thoughts, I read that on the blog, which she wrote, konkursik ordered for the best dress for her and the poll "Who should I be?"
When we took over the mathematics and began the lesson, just sailed. In my head I heard a strange voice who was calling me ...
This is probably the teacher: "For the answer, Cullen!"
After a while I realized that I heard Bella.
Voices from beyond the worlds!
Terrified and disoriented from the bench got up and walked to the teacher asking for permission to leave the toilet.
You do not want to know what he will do when they hear voices of loved one ...
- Edward ... I only have a moment ... I must tell you that I love you with all my heart. And that I'll never leave.
Well. It will be difficult to walk anywhere corpse ...
I beg you! Forget that I ever loved. You can not worry life is that I am gone. Yesterday I went to Jacob. He agreed. Now you too will agree and let me go, knowing that you normally live. Promise me this.
Are you also a discreet hint You sense 'contracts with Ola "?
Things like that, but today's event was beating all of our previous adventures of the head. At least in my ranking.
" Ranking Cullen " something like "
Star Rating?
When I looked at her for a moment I could not get away from her eyes, which stuck in her ear. It was pointed.
plastic surgery can work wonders. Pointed ears with eyes in the middle.
noticed that Alexander has pointed ears terribly surprised and did not smell like everyone.
Now the question remains: Ola wash up, or not?
rescued me from reverie sudden sound coming from the depths of the forest. Woodcutters?
When I found myself on the spot, I realized that I'm over forest stream. After the surface gently, like a gust of wind she walked.
Jesus Christ Superstar "as a female.
Muskała toes surface of the water, floating in the air on clear, glittering with tiny crystals of the wings. All this is more reliable than the Blessed Virgin on the glass ...
sang. And it magically sang. She was so beautiful and soothing voice ... Edward knew that she should visit to the "Idol
."
From its extraordinary light shone. As if it lit up the stars. shone such luster that is visible even in the south.
She was wearing jeans and a blouse. She was dressed so normally. A full description of where the clothes? And, sorry, that's Edzio.
The belt fell to her slightly curly, dark brown hair, from which the reflected light of the moon. placed everywhere glitter add such an otherworldly effect ...
was full.
'm sorry, I lost myself in action and it is therefore wrong time of day. Or because he does not condescend to me ałtorka realize.
girl turned around quickly. I have met the frightened gaze beer eyes, shining brightly like the stars in the dark sky.
- Pedophile! - Cried the girl quickly hands covering their breasts.
It was a SHE.
Chylińska amounted to " Got Talent" to arrange a performance in "How They sing
"
has delivered one hand, on which appeared bright ball of light into the darkness. I could not stop wondering at what I saw in the bushes: Edward Cullen.
I came out the true nature lover - exhibitionist.
Cleverly sfrunęłam with his arm and stood with him face to face. He looked at me with something so strange in the eyes ... With admiration? The surprise? With a mockery?
corneas with inflammation?
- How did you know ... I'm just an elf? Not me or you got a fairy or a water nymph ... Just wypaliłeś and you knew! He smiled equal to baring white teeth. Then he slowly walked up to me and brushed my hair from her face, assuming it to be my ear. - betrayed you ears. On mathematics. * imagines a scene in which a dagger attack ears of Alexandra, which falls and the last ounce of strength he exclaims, "And you, małżowino ear against me!" *
I sat on a rock by the stream and looked at the reflection in the waters of the star. I was helpless. He already knows. Do not try to catch me, overpower, or download any DNA sample. This poses no threat to me. I am sure ... Because I feel it. But still will not ask him how he can read minds, move with lightning speed and the like.
- I have my tricks. Now you do not hear anything, right? nodded. My smile broadened, and is loose chest with pride. First win! - How do you do it? - He asked when I entered the stream of water, soaking in the tops of the feet.
- Elfie tricks. The old magic. - I said.
Because the most important for every Mary, to have an ace up its sleeve. Or better yet, a few, that was interesting.
bent down and reached for the dagger hidden in the sand.
Princess of India: Dagger in the Sands
What? I put it there just in case ...
Journalists, readers Boxes, headhunters ... You never know who might want to attack the singing elf.
one quick motion, I found myself at Edward, pressed him to a tree, przytykając dagger to his neck and looking him straight in the eye.
And he, a man with superhuman strength with one hand restraining the approaching car has little to fear sting?
- If you tell anyone about it ... I promise I will use all its capacity to destroy you.
you write about the gossip sites! That does not wash your hair and stuff!
took off the spell blocking thoughts, and picked up their belongings above the stream.
And who needs a wand ? - I thought.
Zarzymałam over its water and looked at her reflection. Version "slaughtered" is more appropriate to this situation.
When it rained on me the moonlight, shimmered like a dusted with glitter ... * yawns *
the first time I was angry at the fact that Jet what I am. For the first time in my life, I wanted to give up their abilities and origins, to give up his position and become a man. What a change. In the second volume is for everything she wanted Bella to become a vampire ...
The next morning my father woke me up earlier. He wanted me to inform the decisions taken posiadzeniu. Preparations for war with the trolls, and my brother has it, so unwanted pact with the Dwarves ... Nothing new.
novelty was that I was going to pick mushrooms with some Tadeusz Soplica.
When I sat behind the wheel of my black BMW, and put the keys into the ignition, I heard a knock at the glass. He stood behind her Jacob Black.
Ola Jacob liked more than Bella, and that because of its taste for the automotive industry.
- I asked whether or not wyskoczyłabyś with me to the cinema at the weekend. Then we could go for pizza and get to know better. What do you say?
- Just do not for a Polish film! - Protested.
- With pleasure. - I said, momentarily forgetting that I'm a girl Michael.
Oh, you say, if you had to go with Jacob to bed ...
After all, it even sounds funny ... Vampire meets an elf and talk over each other in the best srumieniem. Parisian freestone
* * Indeed, laugh now!
- Listen ... I gotta tell you something. - I started. Well, I can say? Say what? The girl is an elf któą met, and this princess of the kingdom Rosenvell sought by the dwarves, wishing to deprive her family to the throne.
overthrow the government! Overthrow!
- No nothing. - Finished resigned and depressed that I could not wear it in words.
Learning languages \u200b\u200bis painful, but what a joy when you will be able to finally say something!
next day, Jacob went to school with Alexandra. He hit her a kit that he could not go with me and try to get into her car. All this in order to invite her for a date. Also tell me something. Should do in a more romantic way.
To fall under the wheels and the last ounce of breath to try to invite. This romanticism, ah!
She was wearing a blue shirt with white stripes and jeans. Red sneakers on his feet.
What an ignorance in relation to the currently prevailing fashion! Even vampires are indignant.
- Good. So ... From what I know, Alexander is the Land of Rosenvell.
- No, it's not where the crashed aliens - said Edward, Jacob before he could ask a question.
Her father is the ruler, but left the country in time of peace talks with the dwarves, to ensure their safety.
However, the USA was overrated, and went here.
Her brother is exercised by the government this time. They all ... They live in another dimension. They move between them with magic.
Is circled the fourth part of a movie with Keanu Reeves ?
When przybiegliśmy into her house stood in the driveway, and held her wrists Michael. Struggled and screamed to let her go. not give up. - You can not leave me, do you hear? I just can not! You mine! Only mine! - Shouted the boy trying to kiss her.
confirmed the boy main character - odhaczone!
Alkesandra looked at me with angry eyes and made a graceful hand movements. In the same second on the tips of her fingers, lit up, forming small balls of fire. Preparing to attack.
Alexander turned into a pokemon. Where is her coach?
- Before you kill him, I want you to know that it will not be easy. - Continued the Indian, smiling broadly and winking me knowingly. - Because you see ... Edward and I, we are not normal. - Now smiled ominously and mysteriously. fled from psychiatryka and will not easily give up ukatrupić. Alexander will have to bring his magic sand dagger.
it looked as if someone ździelił face. Then he broke an uncontrollable, loud laughter.
- Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaah! Good! Good! Hahahahaha! A
enough just plain "Cha! Cha!"
- Do not believe me? - I asked, and when denied it pulled into the forest. Jacob followed behind us, is also bursting with laughter. Why does he laugh?
- In that case, how do you explain this? - I asked grabbing a tree branch and rejecting far ahead. * shyly * Newton's law of gravity?
- Or is it? - I put it on his back, as once Bella and I set out the course ahead. "Racing Vampire", a new television show this summer!
girl jumped up from my seat and after a moment the animal was coming towards the huge fireball. Dodged in front of her howling quiet. Telepathically requested me it stopped, but did not want to interrupt their fun and a cool show, so I ignored it.
And even the special effects are, well, well. Television is growing.
The huge plant grew out of Jacob, grabbing his legs and pulling upward. When freed from its ivy, elf cursed and pointed it at him with two fingers of the left and right hand. Moments later, they proceeded with the jets, merging and creating a huge, water dragon.
Warszawa never before was not so exciting. Thanks to this story, we know that lives in the Vistula, that parks are dangerous, and people have eyes in the bubbles and do not see anything ...
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