No, my dear. Do not abandon further analysis of GM, but because we want to get some rest from the exciting discussions about the grandeur of this tale, set to sea.
This is the first part of the analysis of pirated titled "Pirate Tales".
Hammer Drop it on the stupidity, where he appeared as a guest.
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Pirate Trek.
Pirate Trek.
AnnaMaria 
Born in Russia, at the age of four years of her mother pożuciła Tortudze and there just happened raised.
Born in Russia, at the age of four years of her mother pożuciła Tortudze and there just happened raised. Russian colonies are more visible than the English in the twentieth century.
School gave her a pirate life pirates who lived there. rape and robbery have entered her bloodstream. At the age of six have already killed three cats and two parrots.
One day when she met Jack decided to become a pirate for good and joined the crew.
Jack outlaws gather from all parts of the world.
At first she did not like Elizabeth, but over time it has changed.
psiapsiółkami were the best, because I borrowed Elizaebth her lip gloss ever.
Elizabeth sitting on the beach, remembered the old days where Will was at her side when she felt safe.
When she started to worry, he departed from it with a man into the sunset.
When she was already in her room had become very sleepy, so instantly put to sleep.
No indeed, there's nothing like a sleeping hero at the beginning of the story.
Elizabeth was on board. The deck seemed to her strangely familiar.
was on the USS Enterprice.
crew bustled around the ship are not paying attention to the girl.
Spock stroked after the ears, Chekov said something to himself in Russian, and Scotty said: "I like this ship! It's exciting!"
Elizabeth is very worried, she started looking around.
Where is the Captain Kirk? - She thought.
To her amazement at the helm saw a familiar figure.
Obściskiwał with someone.
She could not believe in one's own happiness is a Will.!
Kirk and Will together? JJ Abrams Star Trek actually renewed.
Finally after so many months of separation could zobaczeć his face and look in his chocolate eyes.
time no longer wanted to lick them, but it held off his eyelashes.
But broke and ran at the forces on the steps leading to drewnianchy
wooden rudder? Something they ship pours ...
for almost came when her husband clung to him tightly and said:
- How could you betray me with him? - Kirk just blushed.
But this happiness did not last long if only a little bit harder pressed her lover that vanished into thin air, and the ship with him.
joined stellar drive.
Lizzy immediately rose from the bed, her cheeks still tears flowed.
weight of crystal tears, crushed her to the floor.
suddenly interrupted by the awkward ciszęn knock at the door. Initially wystaszyła Elizabeth, so I hastily ran to the shelf on which lay Villa old sword.
preserved him from performing in the "Kingdom of Heaven ."
-Jack.? What are you doing.?-Asked, happy but also worried Lizzy * rubs his eyes and sighs * I thought that there really is written: "met" ...
-It is perfectly made that I found a way to save your mężusia, honest .. uh .. what's his name.? Villa.! Will. This new stage name of Turner. He wanted to be more ziomalski and get to the Black Eyed Peas.
Elizabeth moved in the direction of the pantry. After 10 minutes she came back from a dark room with a dusty bottle of rum and handed it to Jack. Along the way, caught in the door of time and disturbed the spatial continuum, so come back after such a long time, but more on that in the next scrap.
-Hush my dear.! Soon all your worries and fears will pass because here is what you need.!-Made Jack triumphantly pulling out a knife from his coat pocket.
-Jack.! Przecierz a knife.! I know that nostalgia is a huge but Will is counting on me.! Now I can not die just to get carried my soul to the other side.! This is nonsense.! - Elizabeth replied mockingly.
- But it is not so simple knife. This knife borrowed from Harry Potter. You can cut it and never die! - Said Jack.
-So yeah ... it so happens that this sztylecik is endowed with extraordinary powers - the girl said Jack showing the inscription as it appears on the other side of the blade.
him do it, he ordered Elizabeth put a sword, which she held in her hands for a good fifteen minutes.
"This knife not once have brought happiness,
więc i Tobie on pomoże znaleść tego co zabrało morze." Jack znalazł go zapewne na jednej z polskich plaż.
-To jest legendarny nóż wyspy Isla Puerte .! Jack skąd go masz.?! - wydusiła szczęśliwa jak dziecko Elizabeth.
Tym legendarnym nożem można kroić chleb bez obawy ucięcia własnego palca!
-Jesteś najlepszy na świecie.! - wykrzyknęła Lizzy rzucając się piratowi na szyję.
Porachunki mafijne byłyby o wiele prostsze, gdyby mafie używały boChaterki. Zamiast betonowych bucików można zastosować Mary Sue.
from aŁtorki:
Well, this is already done.! I know that this chapter was short and not a very interesting, but I had no inspiration lately.
After the first sentence of thought that led to the writing, is not it? I also ...
the morning the whole crew together with the young Mrs. Turner was already on board
As I understand, Elizabeth should not classify the crew.
At this point, empty loneliness Lizzy ciepy interrupted, woman's voice coming from behind her back.
was not empty, just like her loneliness, but it was cool.
Turning she saw a slender girl piratka of dark complexion and black włosach.Dziewczyna that she was wearing a ruffled white shirts and dirt and brown (typical pirate) zwężanymi sponie the legs, and the pirate boots on his feet.
the internet you come across the various offers "elegant sponi women," so this time I believe that this is not another gadget aŁtorki.
-Hello, I'm Anamaria. - Said energetically piratka,
After a while, told Elizabeth to perform one hundred push-ups.
-Yes. Lived there for 4 years. But I will not bore you my story dzieciństwa.Właściwie it came here on the orders of the Captain to call you for breakfast. Are you going ..? Parisian freestone
* * Mary Sue lived to see even their own serving! Let us give them the title of "Maidens breakfast!
After dinner the two ladies in the cabin last pokładem.Siedziały there and told you their life stories and gossiping about various topics.
Elizabeth raised the issue most Nergal Behemotowego pirate who kidnapped the princess of one of the islands Dodunę.
Elizabeth felt that he had a loved one. Finally someone who can help her not to think at the moment of the loss of her beloved. She was good in the company Anymarii.
Compound Villa and Elizabeth led to the discovery of their homosexual tendencies. * Prepares missiles anti-yuri *
suddenly when the ship moved rapidly losing balance girls flew to the other end of the room.
Because it's old brakes were.
When I shook off after the overturning of about 3 somersaults she saw an old book. She took her hand and opened the first page. Where could see the title:
"Information and the Secrets of the various spells or how to understand the magic of a pirate."
I've seen a book about the sonorous title "Wampiraci", but the connection was not Hogwarts ...
This no double consonants
from aŁtorki: You will learn here how to get you ready for "Piatach of the Caribbean. You will find out that Jack Sparrow is a family
always thought that was born from sea foam ...
from aŁtorki:
I hope that at first a note, which will debut tomorrow, there will be comments. I am open to justified criticism.
włacha No!
Karmin sat on the beach when she came to her Layla - maid from her home: - Excuse me young lady to interrupt, but the young lady's mother calls home. He says that it is very important. Had already
przyszykowano breakfast?
-Karmin ... My daughter ... You know how I love you! I know that everything I did was for your own good ...
I do not like this type of sentences at the beginning of the conversation. It brings bad news ...
He may be a rebellious teenager who does not want to walk in tight corsets and cumbersome dresses, but he loves his mother and did not want to get something bothered and burdened her heart.
Therefore, every night, cutting his dagger.
- remember his father and still is a place where you once lived? If you had three years .... Probably not remember ...
memory is unreliable, remember that you forget.
- How could remember his father left us when like me, we were Aghatte and Patriss small.
I do not give me the name of the two consonants!
- Your father is a pirate ...
- WHAT!? - She exclaimed, surprised
Then he fell down, strangled with carbon monoxide.
When I met your father that I escaped from the house. First, I was swimming in the Caribbean with him, but after the birth of Patriss is stopped.
Caribbean have become such cliches starting time ...
When you've had three years I realized that was not there for you, living conditions. Pirates Everywhere, women, and the typical smell ...
In a society then ran out of men. They were just pirates and women.
when I returned home to Port Royal - your grandfather was governor there, but ... they expelled me - did not want to admit to me ... and then I met John ... He fell in love with me and took us here - the Havana
So it goes, it was Carlos's mother left her, and not on it. I knew, I knew that it always happens over a woman!
- How could you tell him TO left us! How could you! I HATE YOU! - Girl "broke."
* wonders about the use of square avadziego * Do not let us reflect on the form of 'explosion' ...
had a hundred thoughts at once and not dominating the emotions on the mother cried
Who is he? ... Was it all true? ... Why not have two consonants? ... Where is breakfast? ...
- And where is he now?
- I do not know ... I'm sorry, but it's for your own good ...
- Goodbye! I do not want to spend here any longer! ran out, she joined the army and saw so much of it.
teenager ran quickly to the office of his stepfather took him a few random maps. The plan to build a new shopping center, a map of our galaxy ...
Then she fell to her room and hurriedly dressed in shirts and pants that secret from her mother bought. She took the money, and also compass, which was her only souvenir from his father. money, too, were, in a sense, a memorial to his father.
Having done it all ran out of the house on the beach, where you were waiting for her sister ...
Well, it's still only buy a ship and go!
-And you know Count that in a week Blight arranges a ball! There will also his son! And you know that he apparently liked to be one of us! - Wyszczebiotała excited Aghatte
-Oh is definitely not about me! - Emphasizing the word "certainly" replied her sister Carmine - And who would want a girl there in your pants!
-Exactly! I think it was ME he liked me! - The youngest sister dreamed up ... * coughs * Is unsure Karmin has not met with the sisters to tell the whole story about his father and run away?
When the sisters were leaving
Karmin wyściskała them, and they went home laughing. Then the teenager was left alone with my thoughts ... And had a thousand a minute. I see that more and more faster with this thinking. Will soon overtake the light.
teenager stole one of the passers-by a large, leather hat and founded it on his head, so that you could not see him from her long, beautiful hair. Papparazzi lay in wait everywhere.
Karmin first day on the ship turned out to be cloudy and very hot.
Well, yes, that combination usually works.
Sailors from hot ences on his feet. Only the captain had the opportunity to stay at a tolerable conditions, or in his cabin.
Several of the sailors died on board with tongues hanging down from the rostrum.
with thoughtfulness tore her boatswain:
-captain calls you. - Said the hard voice
-me "- she asked, surprised - Yes, said something about some breakfast ...
captain was slim, handsome man, aged about forty years. On his head was a white wig, which used to carry the officials, the rich, etc. Among vectors wigs also joined Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They even have their own account on Facebook.
-just so happens that I know you here first and last are not looking for people on the ship. I just ran away from home in search of adventure, as the rebels are doing now your rówieśnicy.Przecież only girls are afraid of the sea and storms, so wanted to show off to colleagues, and perhaps before a woman, eh? Or Karmin was not breast, or a wig master limited visibility ...
-You so much ... like her - a man took a deep breath and trembling with emotion, the voice continued to say - You are so beautiful ... You ... - then broke his voice ... He turned around after a while because he felt the tears coming to him alone Eye ...
theatrical put his hand to his forehead and sighed.
After what I said Carmine was one thousand thoughts per minute.
Every portion terminator approaching her mind to beat his own record.
After several minutes of silence, which for both of them dragged on like hours "said the captain, who had already managed to calm
After the common make-up can finally finish the conversation.
-Some already know my name is Joshua Taylor. And you like your name?
- Yy ... Joshua Tree - "she said uncertainly.
When Captain hurriedly left his cabin was at the same Karmin. Seeing the shiny wooden trunk with money, as soon as possible took to his "emptying". Steal as much as I could.
Wepchała them a bra to look more like a breast.
On board was a huge fuss. Everyone prepared themselves to fight the pirates. Some
queuing for the toilets, repaired others make viewing the sabers.
girl quickly ran to the side and saw a beautiful ship. On the stern was the inscription: "Morning Star" ship
I certainly do not have anything in common with the Dark Star .
well ruled Girl saber. At the beginning of its impact was such that it does not kill. Later she realized that otherwise can not be ... This hour duel with one individual of her completely exhausted, so decided to kill the rest.
harder for the girl grabbed a rope and let go toward the "whistle Morning." After a while, was already on board a pirate ship. some strange coincidence, each fired bullet and blade sword spared it not creating any danger.
all pirates were there. Teenager looked at the place where he had stood "Dolphin." It was not him! SELF, ciachu and the fear.
- Everybody! - Shouted the woman.
- Ay, Captain! - The crew responded in unison.
- Weigh in! - Commanded the captain. - I wanted to say ... pee!
- Bennet! - Tylor! - Snake!
- River!
- Giraffe!
- Welcome to the crew of "Morning Star"! As you probably know I'm the captain, and my name is Adams Morgan. - She said a woman Karmin giving a bottle of rum.
You see how far it went equality among the pirates?
- Your father disappear. Some 13 years ago.
folded and disappeared.
- I'm sorry. My father was not dead.
* thinks of the comment *
- Not exactly. Carlos Marentes was a great and respected pirate.
He was a good father and an exemplary husband, or something like that ..
He was probably the best pirate in the entire Caribbean and not only ... ventured up your ship ... very far away.
It further says that about the sea, or perhaps moved to his father Carmine erotic expeditions?
Believe me, we're probably the only women pirates. - Added Adams, showing his teeth in a smile
While ałtoreczki not fall for another brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bfilling a ship the same women ...
It was quite dark, when the "Morning Star" annihilated to the shore.
annihilated, not so much to the shore, at the ground. Me.
Pirate relying on a dusty old piano stood up and barely holding on to the legs stammered:
- What a nice meeting! - He grabbed the teenager and a bust.
- Just a porzygam. - She said, and struck him in the face. He pressed her too hard stomach, and she just ate breakfast.
the word "bartender" subsided a little scuffle. authorities take over women. Going to happen ...
Flirt with Flipper.
Eli crawled out of bed and threw myself on the robe. She left the cabin. It looked like a living corpse. Her face was pale and tired.
Yet decided that there is nothing in the way to go for breakfast. Well, back under the deck!
had tearful eyes, no life.
The very phrase "tearful eyes" kills.
Her tired eyes fell dirty, messy and oklapnięte hair.
course, spent a good half in the bathroom and look like new.
Suddenly Lizzy grew from the ground like Jack.
from under the deck, one might say.
wanted her to say something, something to lift her spirits ..
- do not look even half as bad as Amy Winehouse. - He said. Her
saw the beautiful view. Spotless mirror of the ocean sparkled in the golden rays of the midday sun.
She could not bear the fact that it looks so bad at this whole beautiful.
splatało sky When the horizon of the water, creating a taflom incredibly bright shade of blue.
bright shade of blue, as it is not you say?
girl lowered her eyes to the clear panes of the ocean and closed her sweet eyes to better see its bottom.
Following this description, you can guess that this is not our Baltic ...
We wove the hair Eli icy wind. Pierced her body like a shot from a distance, spinning in the air an arrow.
Is a moment had come across an iceberg?
6 months ago.
nohow I can not figure out what's going on.
Elizabeth was lying in bed staring at the ceiling. On her face painted with a cheerful smile. Slowly began to stretch when the room like a madman William wparował.
He began to knock down the walls of the cabin and stuff.
- Shhh-silenced her boyfriend .- we need to be quiet-after pronouncing these words he fell silent. He looked anxiously around the room and once again spoke .-,, they "just might be here.
- Who are they? - She asked, surprised
- Other! Those from the interior of the island! - He replied.
Turner In the eyes could see the anger and helplessness. He tried to come up with some brilliant plan that will help them, but his mind was apparently going on strike today.
- And if that tattoo the layout of the ship on the back? - Asked Elizabeth.
grabbed his head in the hope that Pomerania him in a given situation.
Unfortunately, the sea had nothing to say. Will
than returned the kiss, but it was a long and passionate kiss from him but he was stronger, grander.
the first time in his life he could kiss, without the fear of cerebral hypoxia.
after a moment turned away from the boy and jumped through the open window. Turner suddenly ran toward the window
I included the option aŁtorka 'Slow motion', to show better the action.
looked out the window and his eyes appeared to him a very happy sight.
Elizabeth toyed with the Flipper.
Elizabeth waved his arms to the House shouting: "jump, jump."
William began to get undressed and searched a room at the same time to find some swimsuits.
girl looked up and saw how some of the pirates began to jump out the window.
Some had with them lifebuoys and inflatable balls.
Thoughts Jack wandered far away. He did not believe in gohst raider'ów, but once they met.
did not believe in the people with flaming heads moving on motorcycles. How could he?!
-Listen to me! You were not there, you have not seen what I did. Dozens of ships went down, hundreds of people do not survive this shock was unbearable. Creatures not of this world have attacked our ships, our people. Nothing could be done only a miracle worker zdołałby beat them. All were killed. I only managed to escape with life, but what kind of life. All your friends die, and you continue to live ...
It almost sounds like a description of the "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise.
pulled from the pocket of his long black coat, a small box full.
The Black Box of Oceanic Flight 815!
-I never regret anything-I on Jack's face appeared .- derisive word And here is your payment .- man lay on the table, a small purse of gold.
-There is no way I will not accept that!
Eh, even a pirate character went on blogaski ...
felt cold dagger on his neck and someone's breath on his neck.
The breath of a dagger. You knew this puff.
his opponent's saber was rejected on the side. Captain przystawił his sword to the neck of Nick. He lifted his head up.
Jack could easily go to the Olympics. The competition in fencing is to win.
On the right side of the neck to the ear was a small tattoo. He presented the letter "T" Jack looked at him suspiciously.
- You're watching a "United States of Tara '? - He asked.
- What's happening captain? - There has been no answer, because around the corner, people rushed out with a bang Nickolsona. Nick Nickolson
even bad name. Although good, it is not Nicholson. Again, would narobiło ...
from aŁtorki:
I know that I could some of these descriptions przynudzić galionu etc. but I tried to to make it more this book:):)
But he went out more blogasek.
Elizabeth were just pirates. Touched her beautiful body with their dirty, smelly feet. One of them began to pull his pants. ,, Oh! "No!" - Will-thought, "No one Elizabeth will be touched. "
will be raped during her transfer to the ship, or check bukkake?
With anger until it boil. He drew the sword from the sheath and ran to rescue his beloved.
* tries to move the words that came out is that Will drew his sword sheath beloved zz *
Although his speed was a poor opponent. In the blink of an eye Will it beat. Changing gender
heroes - done!
Alex has once again imposed a boatswain in the back and a big blow hit him with a whip.
crazy pirate party turned the erotic party.
on board could hear only the hiss of air being cut by the whip and a powerful blow on the bare back.
- I will punish you in the name of the Moon - screamed Alex.
Pirates krzywili watching that scene at the sight of his wounds. They were deep. From each poured a stream of very red blood, which zabrudzała whole environment around a male.
* begins to wonder if the writing did not take Opek Tarantino himself *
here and there where you could see pieces of meat, pink meat.
stifled cry * * Jolanta killed a horse!
deepest, most blood pouring from it and at the very sight of her, you could let go of the peacock. Once peeled the meat coming out everywhere.
One beer and one for whores.
They joined themselves in a deep kiss. Alex slowly ssuneły hands on deck Lin.
I sense a subtext sunący.
grabbed her blouse from the bottom and started to download it. She raised her hands up to the boy could have easily take off your blouse. Throughout, however, does not rozłączyli with a kiss.
swapped fluids through the clothes.
Jack'u Way!
* rubs eyes *
I'm sorry for your safety but did not give you the key to the box with the map. I know you probably now enjoys throwing you out of anger and will be happy you killed me. You do not need to bother with attempts to open caskets. Can only key to open it, which unfortunately I have myself. This box is enchanted, and nobody has never been opened.
it only opens a magic key, because it is so magical that beats all the other magic
When I gave you a map, I went immediately to my house where he destroyed the pink key and no one will never have to experience what I did. Sincerely yours
hooded!
PS. Kisses to the crew: *
A and sorry that I will not comment your notes, but something I had the competence and I do not want to send is fine but I will try to make up for all komcie but let's not have the time. At the latest note will appear in December.
Looking at the date (November 2008) I dare to say that luck has left aŁtorkę. And promised to be a wonderful adventure.
L
ive long and prosper!
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