With your help wyłapaliśmy some interesting, albeit short blogasków that we intend to present. Today three go under the knife. I will refer to each others. Only one thing connects them - the feeling ...
I can say is: three such as these two is not a single one.
Mione-bot and strawberry cocktail.
knew that the holidays have come to an end, but it did not meet them so quickly because at the end of that year, the director told them that they will appoint some people who will have to go to a contest.
Dumbledore's plans take more strange shapes. The competition of love, perhaps.
Katie Bell, and appointed a siódmoklasistę and to the horror of it, and Hermione Malfoy.
* yawns *
frighteningly
wanted to refuse but no one asked her about the sentence. Snape told them that on Friday 31 August at 21.00 will be packed and stand in front of their homes.
Hermione packed only a swimsuit, because I do not know on what the competition is to choose.
calmed down and opened the door almost collapsed when she saw that her garden is Draco raised his head proudly and disgust on his face. He
the garden, because the state backyard was a sludge.
She saw the coldness in his eyes, but somewhere far away a surprise.
completely did not anticipate that synthetic fertilizers provide such results.
boy stood there and her eyes reflected the girl felt that more blushes no so by this summer has changed beyond recognition, her slim silhouette rounded breasts and buttocks, and those shiny amber hair shimmering with different shades of brown zauroczyły to every boy.
Are there any blogs installed limits of punctuation marks?
Just today the promotion of "commas"! The package of ten for 4.99! Just text RESOURCES ...
Only now I noticed a very wyprzystojniał by this summer.
changed hair dye and all.
went into the living room ... Hermione felt very uncomfortable, she sat on the couch and totally did not know what to do.
changed her sex and she wondered why she let the enemy into his home. Who needs to know what he did to her garden and how many hours there alone ...
Malfoy with a nasty smile jumped onto the couch and began to look at the turn of all electronic units, and finally the Hermione.
Hermione become transseksualistką addition, varied also in the food processor.
- You know the holiday wyładniałaś szlamciu-I drew a little closer. For far too close to Hermione. He grabbed her wrists and przyparł on her entire body to a chair where she sat.
accidentally turned on the function of spin.
-better watch out for self-szlamo grunted and went to see the kitchen. Hermione was very surprised at his conduct.
Malfoy fortune valued people, or what?
did not know what to think, but one was sure ... Malfoy can not just sweep it. Included the TV and the last time this summer zadłużyła in your favorite series.
pressed the nipple of her left breast and after a moment she had finished with a strawberry smoothie. It could turn on TV and soak up the public service remit.
turned off TV and went to her room, even without considering What does Malfoy.
Well, this is not how to leave on their own stranger.
- Now exaggerated-she cried, seeing that blond hair poking through her things. One wave of his wand and cleaned the everything is tightly closed in the chest and cupboards.
Obwąchiwał her underwear!! 111111one
took a shower and went to the closet.
After a while, it released a flock of homosexuals.
She took a pretty lilac dress shirt on the frowning slightly at the bottom. Somewhat similar to the tunic, but a bit longer. ;)
Ehe, sweet.
I can not resist to paste in its entirety: She went to the dressing and began to critically look at your face and hair. She took a brush and carefully rozczesała them. On the back of a small pony gave upięła bangs to the side and gently rest pofalowała hair. Fringe tally treated and blew gently on its side. It has now been
makeup ... Eyes lightly painted pink shade, which she received from her best friend Diana the final year at Hogwarts. Touched his face luminous pearls, and her lips traveled pretty gloss, which we got from this summer. Tereaz can somehow show.
Racial blogasek, you can not hide.
-Oh ... Where is Snape I'm very cold-she said the girl.
- Keep-said, he opened his trunk and threw her sweatshirt. Hermione smiled at him, but it was a smile of surprise.
-Malfoy gives me a sweater ... What happened-she asked, like myself, but vote yes to the boy heard it.
"She asked like ". It's a good term, given the absence of question marks.
And finally, when the sun hid behind the curtain of clouds have already heard a loud noise as if from above influent ...
Snape broke the broom.
After a while they saw Snape is on the ground, which repeals the hem of the body and brings them to one another gesture from invisibility cloaks
who issued the hem of Snape's body?> D
(of course, the poor are not insignia) handed to them on one cloak, and showed them to sit on the air ?
aŁtorka surprises herself certain facts.
threw himself on the cape and began to draw near to the place that pointed to Snape. Sensed head like a horse but how ...?
parskparskparsk * * QUARTERS! WHERE ARE YOU?
film it broke ....
Snape drank it. And then he did a strange thing 'horse head' ...
When she awoke she lay on the grass. In the sky slowly began to dawn.
then imagined that the sun got to her room and danced on her face ... She struggled
gently and saw Draco umazanego in blood and unconscious.
was boring to him after the fall so umazał something red. Also my affair.
-Oh Malfoy you are alive!-Screamed and threw herself at him.
do not know how it happened, but their mouths joined together passionate kiss.
I know, unfortunately ...
After a while, but broke off from himself (or rather, Hermione broke away from Malfoy.)
-No we can not ... It is impossible, we who for six years we hate ...- she said, and began circling the cliff.
- But Snape is not your father and I have not slept with your half-sister, adoptive brother! - Screamed Malfoy.
from aŁtorki: next note will be written from the perspective of Snap:)
And Snoopy.
Voldemort glided by with dizzying speed. Now he wanted only one thing: revenge .. I do not know why premonition that it will be something good, something that is not his way ... In addition
nose breaks off his ears.
-You combine the best przyjaciółeczkę sludge Granger Malfoy Potter may finally lose his inviolable pride! Something does not fit? You dare to oppose the Dark Lord?-Kąpletną screamed falling into fury.
What pride? It's about virginity?
-I do not know how you do ... But you can not wzubidzić suspect Dumbledore! "Said he, and flew away.
competition for the company Voldemort Dumbledore and McGonagall? Coeducational rooms for the Death Eaters!
Snape long hung in the air and thought about what you just heard ...
What is hanged, not drowned.
-Narcyzo! Watch out-shouted Lucius Malfoy.
-Oh! - She screamed, and after a while, had been in some dark hole.
She screamed until she got to the hole. Medium!
fell and fell down the winding corridor.
Well, well have to develop in the corners.
Lucius Malfoy lit his wand and jumped for it.
Wand burned like a torch.
saw his wife lying in a pool of blood was horribly wounded.
wounded cells require treatment.
conjured for her invisible stretcher and began to wander around the room looking for a solution to the underground cave, because he knew that the tunnel will not be back where they got here.
could conjure up after so many useful things to escape! I do not poyślał about this?
aŁtorki From: I return I will now blog advertise heavily so do not be offended as you will see on their blog spam at the end Now everyone can advertise themselves as
Some should not.
Japanese Oligocene
Yellow Dżewo
One note from us ...
word 'Dżewo' is read by the BETWEEN DY, and not by Jews.! and of course we all know that all dżewa are yellow ... the tree can be: green, coniferous, deciduous who wants to ... xDD
If you have not ceased to read this analysis, it is worth to think about it.
from aŁtorek: We are two 'szałowymi' girls. Both have 15 years. We live in a village called stalicą Polish, and more precisely in the part called Bródno.
Therefore, we can write "dirt" is not thinking about that is a mistake.
from aŁtorek: We are in love with Japan, j-music, Kamijo (especially Marta Wach far because I do not want to admit =.='') and LSG (Last Secret Garden, haha, xD Gackt is like a song someone did not know).
not understand anything, but that's normal for ałtoreczkowym bełkocie, right?
from aŁtorek: Our favorite Japanese band is DEG, so it fell upon him the honor to participate in our wypocinach.
I ever buy a new Bravo , because so few know about the world ...
Marty Marty
Britany Rose is 16 years old. Comes from the Polish, but I moved to my uncle who lives in Los Angeles. Her stories we learn in the prologue ...
is carried out to find a famous band and go to concerts, not making up homework.
Oligocene
Caroline Caroline from Los Angeles. It is the same age as Martha, with her going to school and class. Was born in a rich and loving family. Besides, her childhood we know little.
We do not know too much because I was born in the era of the older Tertiary.
* prologue is written from the perspective of Marty Rose .*
Good to know, the more that points to the first sentence, which reads ...
My name is Marty Brittany Rose.
... just like that!
trips abroad were not any problems for me because from an early age my parents taught in English.
addition, I know German, Japanese, Italian and French, but I do not want to brag. I told you that I come from a rich family?
When one sunny day in the garden playing with my uncle saw a crazy girl from the neighborhood.
She ran around the garden in a white jacket and laughed hysterically.
I immediately decided to make friends with her, so I approached her and started to talk. Oligocene Caroline showed me how to make dumplings from saliva and sand. We dragged us into this game.
"Then he said something about evolution, dinosaurs and huge asteroid but did not listen."
suddenly came to me and my uncle Jeremiah grave mien told that my parents are dead. They had an accident - speeding Mercedes drove into the side of the Cinquecento.
After a while, showed me pictures bloody parents cited the words of the prosecutor and asked to identify the body.
History
Side "Finding the magic crayons."
Someone here does plagiarism of a fairy tale ...
-I found something! - Marta gasped excitedly
-What is it? What is it? Is this old crayons?!
-yeah! It's an old magic chalk! - After these words Martosha quickly hid it in the pocket and then funny girl went to a nearby store to buy a self-service lollipops at 30 cents apiece in the shape of flowers and hearts with Mickey Mouse.
We want to be an exhilarating and stupid, that's ridiculous. A ha-ha-ha!
Even making an idiot of himself some do not go ...
"Starting the school year."
seventh week, the first of September, a beautiful and sunny day and the beginning of the school year. Starting
WWII, the birth Kaulitz and aerial photos famous game show Wheel of Fortune . What could be better?
Caroline got up earlier to be punctual at his new school and make a good impression.
opt out of the makeup? No, get up earlier about three hours.
was already 7:55 when Caroline started to become upset and called to Martha. One signal, the second signal, third, fourth and voice mail.
Oh, kobieeety.
few minutes later the girls were already at the door of the gym and saw that the whole celebration has already begun.
-I have a great idea: just crawl under the chairs and sit down in their places. Even though no one will notice-Martin jumped out of an alternative.
Well, yes, because in America, have signed the names of the chairs.
-not a crybaby! We have to be hard.
-Stop, stop! We're here! - Gladdened the black.
emerged periscope and saw only the director of the breast.
-Hey, my name is Marty Rose. I will walk with you to class ... I can see that it is very happy because of that .- Even stranger blonde beauty blushed because she was very shy and almost inaudible voice wydukała: "I'm Shinya
Terachi and nice to meet you.
There's nothing like to be called Glossy and go to school in the U.S..
-It Only one small problem I am a friend, not a friend ... - Hush hissed through his teeth, Shinya.
Kaulitz be multiplied! Through all these twincesty world gone mad!
-Jesus I'm sorry! I did not mean to offend you just know these thy gentle feminine facial features rzekłabym me a little blonde zwiodły .- squeaked. The boy looked down as the wild screech Marty all gathered to stare at him.
-No no, nothing happened. Because everyone got used to take me as a woman.
* * Parisian freestone
After these words with joy blonde cast the unconscious boy on the neck and began to kiss on the cheek.
action happens much too quickly.
Dear Miss
-how dare you behave like that and ignore the difficulties that teachers put into preparing this event. And by the way: what kind of hairstyle and what kind of outfit. Can I have you read the rules of the school?
no-no since my hair is wara! 45 minutes I laid them today, and what's wrong with my outfit? A simple striped trousers, white shirt and red sweater pristine .- Marty replied to complain.
and delicious arrogant personality? Location we know it?
-Yes? Chat with me otherwise! Exit at the center and show your intelligence!-Shouted angry teacher.
Fight Quest! You just want to see it on Discovery.
from aŁtorek: in this episode are included texts, objects and events of our lives, for example: irregular Łączki teachers, clinging to clothes (for us are forbidden colors like yellow, green, red, pink), drawing innocent students to measure the time of the ceremony so stupid when it comes to "throwing like a wild pig in the desert "is just as determined from a Polish lady to me when at variance to evaluate. And as for 'no unless the simsach" it just could not resist ... because every time I am reminded of the green school wake up at 4 and the peasants , and of course a "kampisz murder" xDD Well, thank you Ola for the fact that we zafascynowałaś her virginal sweater: ** xD
Bor, and let that all become gay ...
drastic story about dramatic murder
Tuesday, July 18.
Time: Approximately 22.05
Another episode X-Files.
She thought she was asleep.
As it turned out, was in the bathroom.
dinner by candlelight, the sounds of her favorite songs.
Some French hunk just sang "Beautiful Night" by Paul Jackson.
kaleczył terribly English.
Under starry sky of France. In the background of the Eiffel Tower.
second master plan is not always a man.
from nowhere, suddenly there came a waiter, gave her champagne.
If you do not know where it is champagne, it is better do not drink.
bubbles swirled in the glass, and with them the gold ring engraved with the inscription "My Forever."
swirled in the glass releasing bubbles? What they give to the champagne?
After sailed her cheek a tear of happiness.
Of course!
-Kate Osbourne, will you accompany me until my dying moments?
Osbournowie have another TV show on MTV ?
She got up, put down the flowers, and threw his arms. Managed wyszepnąc "Yes."
"Whisper you love her wyznanieeee"
in her head and heart sat ON.
WHERE IS THE SQUARE!? AVADZI!
Jerry drew air .- In the church, my angel?
He had to prepare for rhyming. Rapper?
Time: afternoon. 14:24 on July 19.
State House Ozzy Osbourne
lying somewhere under the table drunk unconscious. Sharon again somewhere on trying to Got Talent.
-Mom, Dad? Are getting married on July 25, is not that wonderful? - With a cry wparowała home to Kate. Scared
parents ask if it's not too early. And if she is aware that 26 is her birthday.
- Do you take this man for a husband here, knowing that it will never go down for breakfast?
Katie trying on boots, hears a car horn, solid tires squeal, and the cries of the people. She ran into the street, and noticed a puddle of blood.
Protection chasing Kate, thinking that the stolen shoes.
Zadygotana runs up to the figure from which blood peeing like a fountain.
Tarantino and his special effects.
Hospital on Seepy Street.
Missi-Seepy.
-Oooo. Good morning. I'm Dr. Susan.
"Help me suzanne, help help me suzanne!
-Mother! Where is Jerry? Where's my ring?!
I dreamed that he had an accident. Why should I hand in a cast?
And where my parents were when they were not there?
-On the street, fell down. Unfortunately natrafiłaś elbow on the stone. - Losing words.
Because it was Stonehenge.
-And Jerry? - Dead silence fell.
Katie looked at her mother. With tears in her eyes she ran to her room.
Jerry hit two elbows on the stone and died. Watch out for the elbows, people!
If only the child, nothing happened!
started talking about the fact that the driver escaped from the scene of an accident. Mercedes C111 Oddly he did not have license plates. The police can not identify the killer. Moreover, in a black car, found a red nail polish. And one long blond hair, which lay on the driver's seat. It gave a lot to think about. Malfoy seemed
driving. Katie
long puzzled over which of her friends Or Jerry, has long blond hair and drives a sporty ride. Suddenly, above her head a lighted bulb.
mother burst into the room light burning.
This may not be true. Why Britney and Josh did not mention about his long-lost, zaadoptowanej daughter?
Yeah, why? * Looks for answers in the phone book *
from aŁtorki: Small "adjuvant" names oO D
AŁtorki definitely take something, but to names?
Kate Osbourne, D heroine of the story, is 26 years old, his sister Bonnie (20)
Mother Sarah (45) and his father Phil (45).
Britney (46) and Josh Crowford (47), have a son, Tom (30), and had Jerry (28). ; PP
If pogubiliście the names, numbers and the commas are good for you.
from aŁtorki: Yes, I know I'm doing a lot of stylistic errors; P But I was writing on; D (...) Once I learn to write correctly; P: DD
pipe dream ...
Kate could not withstand the 8-year-old cousin by the hour, let alone for 45 minutes with thirty abnormal, self-confident olds with a cigarette in his mouth, and a pack of durexów in your pocket. But
demoralized the youth of today! But at least it protects.
During this time, Kate started to slowly think about Jennifer. Jerry once told her about the half-sister, who disappeared two years ago.
really Jennifer underwent plastic surgery to be born as Jerry!
too much Ugly Betty ...
- As the results show nothing! - With bitterness looked at a fat policeman.
-Let your pardon, but it turned out that the artificial hair. - Snorted.
-That so? ... what? .. Impossible. - PLATAL her tongue. Its all thoughts on Jennifer have self-destruct.
-wig. Let your pardon, I have to go on the police station. Have a nice day.
Kate decided to call his old friend, who did not solve such issues. She pulled the phone and dialed the number.
- Horejszjo?
as usual. Always silent. Whether it was the death of a beloved hamster. Lost boy in elementary school.
have lost him for suspected strangulation hamster.
gives her hand out, none other than ...
You will learn in the next section;))
Ah, these ingenious tricks to build excitement!
Grandmother Susan. This kind-hearted old woman sensed the danger.
a phone call from Kate, and invited her to myself for a few months.
grandmother Susan Spider Sense can not be compared with anything else.
Although seventy-two years, physical fitness of the woman struck on the head of all adolescents.
Run, Susan, Run!
Kate was waiting on a tragic surprise.
again Who will die? About this in the next scrap!
On the gray carpet, is a bloody knife. Pulse leaped briskly. On the bed he finds
compulsive smoker. He sits hunched. Raises its head. Smeared ink sklejał wet with tears brown hair. Underfoot
crimson puddle of blood. On the left hand characteristic of the eye, the mark on the wrist. Blood flowed on the hand, fast ciurkiem, increasing the stain on the carpet. Words
półprzytomnej mother, crawling out of his mouth, like a poison snake propagating after the victim's body.
Emo-mother, grandmother-spider. Give me a break, everyone ...
-Your zeschizowany father was murdered a week ago. Some vandals beat him to death, but that their udupił.
Udupił them, resurrected and killed. In fact, from elementary school boy was innocent and they killed a hamster Kate!
Katie on her face painted with a shock. This is a sick movie.
No, it's something new. Fotoblog sick!
-Hello? Hello? from the state police here ... - Hear in the background.
She put the cell into the ear.
-Fire! I beg you to help. House number 3423, an alley-Bronxu. said nervously, and threw the phone against the wall.
-What have you said them, you .. you bitch! Fire! - Sarah began to laugh nervously.
-Mommy, do not panic. Light the next. - Kate has considered it appropriate to play for time. Her mind no longer thought of as normal.
-me introduce you to the grave? - Inhaling the smoke into the lungs.
I moved. On the walk, not at all for breakfast.
Kate left the house. She managed to get into the car. The explosion on the left side of the building. Open windows are not conducive to fires. Clouds of smoke emerging from the shattered living-room window. The fire spread from one room to another. Katie
squeaking tire went to the airport.
Okay, if this case was not like that Kate set fire to the house where he slept her stepfather, whom she hated, went to the airport and then landed on a mysterious island?
from aŁtorki: . I can promise you that Kate loses mind, and Bonnie would not be without sin oO D
Przypłaci for this life ... ehh .. something has to happen is not it? D
tell one thing: I can not wait.
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