Since some horny fun on the
Open'erze
, which, by the way, also would like to go (yes it is like to live on the other end of the Polish!), It remains for me nothing more than have fun with you further. And today we are playing with world-class reputation. No, I will not raise
MJ ...
Satanic Message Mr Walter-Semitic
! 7-year-old Caroline sat in her yellow room on their families.
We already know the exact date: May 15! - International Day of Families. 
"Sure, as usual, no one remembers my birthday. Even my greatest friend. should fly an enchanted car and release it from the yellow room! Or just send an owl ... If Johnny were here you are sure you did not forget about them "- she thought, looking at the poster of Johnny Depp. I left a generous tip, or something.
After that thinks yeansy dressed and tight tube top.
must be prepared, if Johnny walked into her room.
Umalowała up, sprayed with perfume and announced to his parents that he goes to the homie.
announced, waving a big banner and tearing up the megaphone.
Olka invited her because she was bored.
- And, you know, bored me to ... But you do not have a birthday today, right?
girl boarded the bus and rode and rode, until he got off at the bus stop colleagues from the house.
stop was also driving so as not to stand out from the crowd.
culturally knocked on the door, opened it Olka inviting himself inside. I am a little surprised because the whole house except the lobby, which went was plunged into darkness.
Olka became satanistką. I just read a primer entitled "Ola ate a cat."
suddenly shone a light and Carolyn sees his entire parcel, and beautifully decorated living room.
Pack waved several cigarettes and invited her inside.
- Surprise - we all cried, that Olek, Aga, Marzena and Katherine. There was a boy and a boy Helmets Milo Marek Aga and a handsome dark-haired man whose girlfriend had never seen.
This is probably Johnny Depp, disguised as a handsome brunet.
- Who is this whole Paul? - Oli asked Carol.
- Not sure this is the most handsome boy in the whole school, Mark (boyfriend helmets)
Mark confirms that the Paul was the most handsome. Do not go into details.
- Well Mark I met him on the street as he walked to the ans, and suggested that he fell and no agreed. And so it's probably Apropo wpadłaś his eye. - Said the girl and smiled at me and went to the rest of the group.
Paul has prepared a handkerchief to pull something that fell into his eye.
The tower began to fly lyrics penalties (of course free).
Kara was so slow that she heard the song until the end.
- You know I really like you. - Paul confessed the girl.
- Honestly you and saying it - said Kara, a boy kissed her without thinking.
* breathes * If everything was so simple, as in blogaskach ...
For both of them time has stopped, persisted in this kiss forever, or so they seemed.
- Tho wjesznosć Yushchenko? - He said, lost in a kiss.
- Siho network, I'm sorry. When
broke off from himself my phone rang.
changing the way the narrative.
They were the parents.
learned about her daughter wybrykach and kissing eternity.
- I love you since I saw you.
the impression until his tongue crooked.
When she entered the house greeted the parents and ran to his room and did what she did as she was always very happy.
included the computer, entered the Onet.pl and wrote out stupid comments under articles about sex?
poster Johnny came up to hug she kissed him In such moments, even commas are not needed.
She went quickly to bed and meditate for a long time for a kiss with a guy in her life, until he fell asleep. guy was a poster of her life? BTW I love those romances with 'loved ones for life' lasting two months.
next day promised my grandmother that will go with her to church to celebrate her birthday. She did not want to upset my grandmother and she agreed, Grandma would do is sorry if she learned that her granddaughter has just been satanistką.
did not know that it's output, and for all change her life, but how much you will learn in the next note.
* theme music from LOST *
Then she did all the steps in the morning, then went jogging, a permanent route
so-called "white path".
decided to go to the city, the shops.
So on Sunday? Sooner to the supermarket.
After an hour of the time said she was hungry and went to his favorite restaurant and ordered the perch with garlic butter (her favorite fish dish).
And that's fall Traditional Sunday lunches.
Suddenly she saw a boy entering the front door. It was Paul.
- Paul, part of what are you doing here? - Said the girl, going up to him and giving him a kiss on the cheek in greeting.
- I, part I had the same thing you ask. I like to come here for Mexican trout. - The boy answered, surprised. If you have been thought that during his meetings Satanists cats gorge themselves, then you can change this view. From today, only fish. Top trout and perch. Herrings are
passé.
later left the restaurant, and Paul said to himself:
- But it is beautiful and nice but very naive, even does not know how much.
* writes down all the threads, which have so far pointed out * Oh, will dramatically!
- But it is only 14, and yet you said that we were on the 16th, "she said surprised Kara.
-Well, yes, but I thought that maybe we go for ice cream and przyokazji help me choose a shirt n his grandfather's birthday.
* imagines an elderly woman z 'blouse without backs' *
She dressed like a good girl skirt and knee-length shirt with short sleeves, and even founded a bolero with long, that my grandmother said nothing, * discreetly fits in the search phrase "bolero" * And it's like not challenging!
Maznęła lips gloss and announced that he is ready.
Satanists "talk", not "speak".
- crazy, wash immediately with this lip gloss.
- But Grandma, it almost did not see ...
And the old lady remarked. I wonder how 'light' tone had to use it.
After 5 minutes, finally came out.
Lip hard going down. He was a 'light'.
Carol and her grandmother came to the church. Sat in the second bench and waited for the priest enters the altar.
wanted to have the best view, when a priest begins to undress.
When it was time communication, the girl was curious three men standing outside the church (because they saw the doors were open.)
intrigued, because the priest had finished already have representation.
Two looked at the twins were almost black suits, black sunglasses and a belt from the trousers had kind clipped something, Carolina seemed to be a weapon. Why
something pinned to the pants must be straight arms? Maybe it ... Not good. I give up.
"Somewhere I saw him again, this brown hat sunglasses without glasses, the awful clothes and beard. Who he is "- she wondered.
* prays that his predictions did not come true *
- back here - screamed the old lady, but she has already heard ne was focused for the Stealth for men.
had to do quite a stir, shouting at the time of the mass.
guys walked and walked, Kare has hurt his feet.
may call riding a bus?
found on the outskirts of the city.
gap was huge. From another city was divided by only a wooden bridge.
- Hello sir, my name is Carol. I am a representative of Avon, and offers you a wide range of our cosmetics ...
- Please quit! (Get out) - said the guy in garniaku and wanted to push me out the door.
has always preferred
Oriflame.
"Well ask you directly" - she thought. Sign language to understand caczęła guy talk (she could not English).
began to speak in sign language. And we are worthless at its magnificence.
- Do ... eeeee ... is here ..... Johnny Depp.
* lies on the floor and did not even attempt to get up *
She woke up in a big four-poster bed on which lay beautiful beige-brown gown. It was attached a note with the following wording: "The Dress in my gift. Once you ready, then press the button on his bed, I'll come after you. Johnny '. Once pressed the suit, pressed the button. After a moment of peace came to Johnny Bravo, waving their limbs in the rhythm of the music and showed their muscle.
Suddenly someone grabbed it from the back of the waist and at the same time turned the front.
He turned it in the neck, but she was so happy that they do not noted.
It was Johnny Depp in person. He began kissing her passionately on the lips first, then went down to his neck while majstrując the clasp of her dress.
chasing logic logic. He told her to dress to undress her. Men are strange * thinks *
Carolinas was damn lucky, but I really realized that after all it really did not know.
Well, Pudelek and kissing the poster is not too much.
przystopować wanted it a little, but he was stubborn. Finally, she pushed him away. He looked at her with fury. - I can have any! - Screamed and ran to the corner.
- What do you think se nasty bitch, sneaks up behind me. In a dream saying "Johnny I love you, I want to be with you always, and now when you get the chance you're making me an idiot. What do you think bitch !!!!! Angry, "said Johnny, and imposed a penalty biting cheek, her eyes watered. - I will not tip!
threw me in the mirror. She fell limp, saw lots of blood around him. - This is from a previous victim - told.
Depp saw them measuring over to her with Walter PTK.
Polish Cardiac Society has already sent out a statement refuting the fact that supposedly had something to do with a certain Walter.
- This is the end.
- Not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................
* gasps, trying not to burst out laughing *
woke up she saw that he is once again in this four-poster bed.
Hey, this Walter idea I liked. Destroyed my dreams ...
- How could you do this to me ???!!!! I thought that I love you and you wanted to kill me like a fox on a hunt !!!!! (God, how come I have 5 of Pole?)
do not know whether this is a miracle, but definitely not doing all those exclamation points and question marks.
- First, do not go anywhere because you're still weak, second, your clothes will get other thing later, and after the third call me Johnny just as you say you have to feel old.
I did not surprise us that Caroline can not speak English. We are astonished at the fact that Johnny speaks Polish. We are astonished at nothing, besides Walter. Walter, come back!
not robust, behaved so foolishly, so that nobody except for Johnny, the ego has not survived, she kissed him, and he did not protest.
Remind me, how old is the main character?
jumped from one another, the steel door of none other than Orlando Bloom and Keira Kinghtley.
came for coffee. Or breakfast. Where is Miss breakfast? Where is Walter?
- Well, we know already, I hope that the zaprzyjaźnimy - Keira said.
No ba. Psiapsióły for eternity.
girl woke up after an hour. Carol wanted to quietly leave the apartment, but forgot about something, there's naked, after all, although the former wrapped in a quilt.
Wait. So she kissed him, greeted with Keira and Orlando, and was naked all the time!
Popatrzyło instinctively at the clock and saw that he is already 19
Well, almost naked. She had, after all watch.
from aŁtorki:
Note, as usual, sucks. Kind of long, but it does not count the number but the quality.
"Wise aŁtorka the scrap," or create new proverbs.
- I am, how could you, it was supposed to be our first real date and you broked it. I waited for you here almost 2 hours. What a whore crib? - Shouted enraged Paul - you're my girl or not? So whats up with me dating is not me I'm passing. Sure? I do not smack!.
screamed and then put it into the phone's Walter. There was a muffled shot.
"Dear Johnny! I wanted to thank you very much for taking care of and everything. For the fact that you are, the fact that I could see you. I also wanted to apologize for a kiss, but it just ran without saying goodbye. Do not look for me but just do not know why would you look for me, at the end of a significant me only a few hours. Please say goodbye to me Keira and Orlando. Remember I do you'll never forget, for you will always be in my heart, not as a man, whom I love (now I understand it), but as a true friend who can cheer and when you need a hug. See Carol. "
Although Johnny knew Polish well, could not understand the meaning of this letter. It seems that even the oldest analizatorzy not understand ...
- Listen, this asshole has no right as to "how you understand? Do not worry, as you'll see him next time you need to break up with him he did not deserve for you.
Otherwise, Johnny jump in ciuszkach pirate and scare him a little.
When Johnny drove the girl a ride home. He gave her a little kiss on the cheek to say goodbye (Of course in a friendly).
Fortunately, this time not wwiercił her tongue in the tonsils.
blissful Carolina went the next day for breakfast.
question is whether Carolina was informed by Miss breakfast?!
- Am I gettin 'through to Karolina Kowalska?
Are you the sister of Catherine?
- Hey Charles I Keira. (...) Only you can see here I am almost the same woman and I do not really go with KIS to Krakow for shopping.
Keira has to buy milk, eggs and butter.
- It's either per hour at the apartment. Just think of who you're going no one can know that we are here.
Along the way, kill all the people who might know about that live here.
Later the girl rode a beautiful red cabriolet
Well and the lack of throwing in the eyes of the thread.
Keira dressed dark glasses so no one could know.
* after a pause * Now I understand.
Finally, the most expensive dojechały gallery in Krakow.
Gallery of Modern Art.
- Hey Kara. What are you doing here and who it is - said Katherine indicate Keira.
-This is my friend ...
- Malvina, honor, and you're probably Barry, Carol lot of you told me. These glasses are really useful thing. For what good spy gadgets and invisibility cloaks?
girl wanted to be firm and not accept an apology, but when I saw those eyes and asking begging lips could not. mouth fell on his knees and his eyes kept behind Walter.
then he kissed her, but this kiss was different than the one at the party. Like passionate, and yet so empty, without any feelings. But Carolina came to the conclusion that it probably only seems. Mouth-detector.
- Yeah clear. TMP is the foundation. Nara - Paul answered and hung up.
Teniowy Polish Association says that there is no patronage that blogaska. I'm starting to believe.
go back to the present.
However, the "normality" would be difficult for me.
Carolina when he finally got up and decided that it would go to his friends (read Johnny. Keira and Orlando).
For the other end of town was going to half a day.
- Hi Oleksandr what are you doing here? -Asked the girl.
- I'm on a date, and you?
- No me too, I go with my Paul on Kidnapped, and you who are you going? - What a coincidence. I am going to Blazej, that perhaps there now talking with Paul.
* lowers voice * Coincidence? Or are intricately uknuta intrigue?
fate decided that they had the place beside him.
* * Los disapprovingly, exactly.
film all very pleased. The guys suggested that they all went to the diner to eat. After delicious kebabach Paul invited them to his villa in the movie. So
przeplatanka magic.
Olka During the film, and Blaze slipped up on top of one of the rooms, you know what.
After typing in the search engine "to escape from the room upstairs," the first news is the pope's call for peace and combating anti-Semitism. Ola and Blaze defended the Jews?
contrast, Paul and Carol have done so only at the end.
They had to convince some more about the struggle for the Jews.
But in the meantime, she heard a scream Olki penalty.
She urged
most for peace and respect.
- Hey, maybe something happened to her. - Said the girl, interrupting the passionate kisses.
Yes, tangled up in prezerwat ... flag. The flag of peace, of course.
Kara began to scream, then both guys hit the girl in the face. Hitting
synchronous.
Kara remembered that she has a phone in the pocket of her skirt, which lay on the bed. Ignore her she pulled out just how pressed the button.
Paul was so busy setting up forum for anti-Semitic, he has not seen the whole situation.
- Malicki 4th Help. - Then Paul asked her terrible blow.
According to Google there is a tailor.
Blaze pulled out a knife and ran across the face Olce
Dexter: The Rising
she twisted in pain and fainted.
Crookedest She fainted. Let me see it!
Kara heard only three words and the sound of sirens.
- Where are they? - Someone asked from the bottom flat.
heard it by the board.
last ounce of strength she cried, so they came.
I. .. setback.
awoke in a hospital bed, sat beside her parents.
- Yes it is, how you deal with the pirates, baby. - Scolded by her mother.
remembered everything: cinema kebab villa Paul and pain.
This kebab hurt the most.
- And what about Paul i. .. - Keira asked.
- were sent to the reformatory. Because
Carolina was in a coma for the past six months.
In her class, most knew about what happened. So do not treat it as usual.
wore at the crosses and showed pacyfki, attached to a backpack.
Everyone referred to the voices przesłodzonymi her and asked her if something does not need. Teachers also treated her partly exempted, were not asked or did not have to write karkówek and checking.
* starts thinking about the activities in the field of anti-Semitic *
- Fast, visitation will be here soon. A very important guests come here for a lesson. (...) At this point, the room door opened and three people came.
President, Prime Minister and the Pope want to honor Carolina?
first person to be deputy director, another young woman. She was wearing dark sunglasses, baseball on the head and a nice "wallpaper" on the face, was dressed Keira Knightley.
Well, they had sunglasses, because I met her.
third person you guessed it was Johnny. It looked almost like Jemes Bond.
Carolina intend to engage in the production. New scene Bond will be called "Solace of Jewboy"
- They are our guests, and John Miles Frackowiak Frackowiak. - Presented their teacher.
mother of John the Halina Frackowiak .
- Jan, she sees in you Paul, you have to come up with something soon, because otherwise she might even kill you. - Has already said a little nervous, "Miles" and the punishment has already begun to look for a sharp tool in the obvious ways. Rumors quickly spread in the city.
- Wait, what do I do, you no longer see me Paul, but saw his friend ..... Johnny. - man began ścągać disguise. in the room heard the whispers and the screams of female fans.
Johnny started it all translate, but it took a little long, so I will not bore you. No, of course ... * Waves his hand with amusement *
from aŁtorki:
Today przynudzam little, but cuz there must be a dull note from time to time.
Let me stop to comment on the revelations aŁtorek ...
Carolina left the house, was walking toward the house of stars, but changed sentence, turning the corner grocery store.
silent voice in her head said: Do not go in the direction of the stars, do not go towards the stars!
C DN.
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