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How I Met Your Pearl?

month has passed since the first year of PO , so the time for further analysis of this series.
Today Jack's sexuality, problems with skin during the trip and the wings of an angel ...


How I Met Your Mother?

-Honey .. please come down for breakfast - the father yelled
-..- answered already going down and
... descended.

Governor smiled niej.Tak much he loved his little daughter while grieving sometimes he can not prove this to her as a mother.
could not feed her milk straight from her breasts.

after breakfast, when Elizabeth went to her room she prepare for the trip over her head suddenly began to tremble ceiling.
Orson Welles decided to re play "War of the Worlds."

already had to turn back when his attention caught a small chest of drawers standing against the wall where it lit up the rays of the sun breaking through the dusty window.
hovered around the voices of the angelic choir, butterflies fluttered ...

saw a stack of papers from her mother's diary, diaries, and stacks of photos. She took a hand and felt a sudden tightness in the throat.
Journals began her stew. Through all these years someone has to live in a drawer mutated and grown their hands.

The box was a picture of the mother. Elizabeth pulled the nose and took it. She had a
wysmarkać something.

under picture was a pendant, probably belonged to the family. On the back was engraved signs that Elizabeth could not decipher. Call
Indiana!

Just why it could be seen on the skull?
decrypter skull! Indiana , come home. Besides a pendant

lair envelope and mailing it certainly grabbed .. Girl envelope and began reading her zawartość.Gdy ended with her beautiful black eyes flowed a stream of clear tears.
Everyone around started to die. She was a sister Herrera of Heroes .

The ship was already a lot of people. Elizabeth stepped proudly to his father, greeting guests. Suddenly I saw Davys aimed toward her with a smile on his face.
then called security. He had a smile!

wyobrażalnie Hours passed not long. Davys Of course, Elizabeth did not leave even a single step.
What is ... obvious.

-To remember that I'll wait. If not I'll be nothing more than a friend.
girl stared at him in the eye. She saw in them so much love and sincerity. Without waiting longer threw herself on his neck.
deeply touched almost like another romantic comedy with Drew Barrymore ...

opened her eyes wide.
-Pirates-screamed Elizabeth
Only she noted that vessel. The crew danced on the floor.

Elizabeth stood in silence, 'Oh no I will not be winning' ran to Noringtona
-you will have them all on their conscience if they catch up and kill us. Why do not you understand ... This ship can not escape. It's too slow.
Commander stood in silence looking at the Virgin
"Damn, how does she know so much about ships?" Crap, Mary Sue! "

Suddenly in the distance seen how Davys wrestle with one of the pirates.
-O non-zezłoszczona screamed and moved ahead. When the pirate has
wanted to throw it over the side of one of Elizabeth placed her graceful movement to the neck of his swords.
Loffera Mary saves floor, or How to Write a full-blown Blogaska.

-Davys! You bleed!-Pointed the finger at the side of the boy from the liquid blood.
- No, this month has already passed?

Liz looked him straight in the eye. She was crying. She could not resist. Until recently became a friend and now they've lost it. With every second he was getting on. She leaned over him i.. Kissed. She did not know if it lasted. When their lips broke away from each other. Scott smiled and closed his eyes ..
The films usually cry at such moments. When blogaskach I want to drown. Well, splash!

turned around and saw his father's lead by two pirates. She ran.
-O mordojady! Let him go! Hahaha
-for what? We throw in a seat? "-he laughed a
shall deliver it to the hull. Good idea!

quickly raised a plank lying nearby and it walnęła pirata.Ten lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
And apparently have a strong head ...

second knelt beside him, wanting to save him when he got a seat. My father pulled off of his hand. Both men were lying unconscious on board.
When meeting with Mary Sue
Do not change her views hundred
not tell it what to do can
Bo and you will get a seat!

slowly started to creep into the cells where he was Norington commander, Lieutenant Stych and the rest of the companions. When suddenly, unexpectedly, someone threw them on the head of the grid ..
Hunters butterflies wrong room.

girl looked around the deck, where the father is scared, and now lives and what they do with it. The captain saw the embarrassment on her face said
- They have a condom - calmed the girl.

-see-he stopped and put her hand on his arm-in return that we-sail drew near its mouth to its ear-we want YOU.
What two people to puffing is not one.

Elizabeth looked at Barbosa.
-Well-said, falling on his knees.
Could use a red box. Or whatever.

Elizabeth fell on board with the head turned toward the ground.
tried to overthrow a snatch her captain and the rest of the pirates.

Elizabeth had already done the first step when the legs refused to obey her, and without forces has fallen to the floor. She fainted. Exhausted
struggle with boards.

-Daddy why Ellen says that people are like roses?
-Probably because people can be despite the fact that the top of the beautiful .. in the middle can be quite .. but now I have come to tea-stretched hand.
may prove to be green and gorzcy.

-captain cries ..- you said with a smile and headed toward the cabin, the captain
-I invite you to breakfast, "said Barbosa.
Marysuistycznie breakfast on a pirate ship.

were hung everywhere maps old and new.
Publisher Greg was delighted such a promotion.

apples on the shelves and lay on the table, piglet, jelly and many other delights. Elizabeth tried to eat with dignity and respect.
Only twice licked the plate.

Flowed so a few days, weeks.
not count the hours and years, this ship is not me ... * sings *

Elizabeth was treated more like a prisoner and driven to work. Wygląała no longer as beautiful as ever. The ash and dust hid a beautiful face.
I lost her visits to the toilet!

zeschnięta Delicate hands covered her blood. Tips to
odłamały.

One day when the sun has not yet Elizabeth was printed on the horizon went quietly on board heading towards the bow.
wanted to rehearse a scene from Titanic .

sat down at the end and staring at the sun, she said to herself.
- Jack, do you still love me?
- Rose, of course.

The man was older, his hair was tied up and dirty and ragged clothes. His face was tired, but oddly controlled.
was calm because I was tired and did not want to show inych feelings. It's logical.

-Talk to me, I'm Tom from Oyster Bay. I was in the crew of the Black Pearl when its captain was Jack Barbosa Sparrow but since I'm sitting here in my cell reigns
overwhelming value hierarchy.

-Governor!-Shouted Stych flowing into the bedroom along with the commander.
attic? Or maybe Stas?

-found only
.--But .. after all it is-heart leapt into his throat ..- Elizabeth dress .... .. But how do you have it ...?
-floated in wodzie.-these words do not stand Swann began to cry again .. ..
-Do you think it is ... that they can make it ... ..- IS a word he did not want to go through the throat ... They turned
dress from Dior and dressed her in rags! That is terrible!

survey, lying and gave him an antibiotic and then headed to Noringtona and Stycha.
Penicillin was discovered in the twentieth century. I wonder if he lives in our Elizabeth ...

-attack ... Everything will be decided within 24 hours.
I know what will be the topic of the seventh series of ' 24 '. Jack Bauer goes to sea.

old clothes left in my cabin. Her blue dress gently fluttering in the wind and the dissolved hair fell on the Neckline and shoulders.
Description outfit, as always, on the spot ...

Then he turned and plunged in the blue ocean waves. Float to the surface of the hands began to paddle toward the island.
Hands-paddle. Is it only me, it recalls a memorable stick Potter?

After two hours dealing with the water, she fell exhausted on the beach. She was breathing heavily.
fight with sharks, jellyfish and the hunt for spitting mew wykończyło it completely.

morning decided to explore the island and see if there is something to eat. Not
could go down for breakfast!

walked cautiously, not knowing what could happen.
will reveal the bunker?

In her hand a large branch for the defense in the event that an animal attacked her.
bit a stock for the defense.

.. She walked walked and walked ... nothing.
island was a desert.

sun was already about to come to the lake.
No, please, where is this island located?

Without thinking threw muddy dress and underwear and jumped into the water.
muddy underwear? Is not it better to undress?

Along the way, found a few coconuts on the sand, sparked an outbreak of the branches and began to wonder how to get away?
I hope it does not burst into your trunk!

When behind the bushes suddenly heard a strange roar. Blueberries are
wkurzyły ...

girl jumped up terrified. She looked around trying to see something in the dark.
After a while, moved to the camera and began to puff from the terror.

grabbed the timber and placed a lying next to the fire.
Stock was in order.

day her incredibly stretched. In the afternoon, when she ate 'lunch'. If bananas and coconuts can be called dostatnym dinner went into the island.
did not eat breakfast. She could not go down.

suddenly on its way towards the bushes suddenly began to move.
Elizabeth again include a camera.

Heart Elizabeth began to beat like a hammer. At some point, the sound of green subsided in the distance we could hear someone's voice.
probably not green. It's blueberry, or ... Blair witch.

She turned i.. much to her surprise, she saw a man.
witch sex change does not surprise us.

high with dark hair dark. He was dirty and unshaven. As soon as he saw it stopped short.
not yet seen anyone who could hold the stock and the camera simultaneously.

-Who are you?-
asked Liz came out of his hiding place and stood in front of him eeemm
-jaaa .... Ekhemm Elizabe .. .. Lisa-muttered- and you?
- But my friends call me Liss.

-Will Turner
operatic voice mode * on * Tro Looooooff!

Liz looked at the man closely. He was a strong-looking and probably lonely.
I do not think the witch is supposedly a bad chick.

Well, unless you landed on this island with some women that would justify his behavior toward her.
With two trapped in one woman.

-CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow-babe said the voice of a stranger. She turned and saw a human figure barely standing on his feet. When approached Liz could feel a large dose of rum.
He is probably not a woman - she thought.

Sparrow hear strokes his nose gave her a bottle of rum. The girl did not protest. Tipped the bottle and made a long sip of the drink.
Kac giant? Where taaam.

-Is you're not accidentally Elizabeth Swann?-Asked Jack
-Ekheeemmm! Rum-vomit from his mouth and looked at him
-you know me?
-you not your mother
-How is my mother .. Like where?
-The Black Pearl
How I Met your mother.
Black Pearl brings people together.


Marysiowa Marines

Annie Jen Mandy van Marine - seventeen-year-girl from a wealthy home.
But this Marine is for picu, right?

Her whole life changes when he is kidnapped by Jack Sparrow. She loves the wind, sea, land, clouds and bananas.
Another, who entertains with bananas ... * Tries to shake off the "Whirling Languages \u200b\u200b*

longs for her mother, which can not even remember.
Anyone willing to comment?

Jack Sparrow - the most handsome, and the best pirate najsprytnieszy throughout the Caribbean.
even made his own maps and theater.


sleeping in the empty streets of the city could hear the clatter of heels, just equal.
Someone just threw an empty tin can and the sound of silence.

The streets traversed hooded figure, which was clearly in a hurry.
Death is a woman.

Suddenly she heard a whistle and felt that someone throws at her and crushing her body to the ground. It struck head for something, but did not lose consciousness until the end.
her left buttock was active.

knew that unknown person took her in his arms and carries. After some time she entered the room, which seemed to her familiar.
stranger friend, and levitation of objects - nothing special about the blogaskach.

was laid on the bed, and now the darkness enveloped her ...
This is called a botched foreplay.

aŁtorki From: brief and bland, but they usually are the beginnings.
Hitchcock would have been disappointed by that statement.

aŁtorki From: Finally I wrote a chapter. Everything should be school as usual.
School - forced to write blogasków.

aŁtorki From: My impression is that the net there is some sort of epidemic. All the top end of their life stories on wszesnym stage.
* smiles devilishly * Well, this work.

aŁtorki From: chapter longer than the prologue, I hope that long enough I could have been something to say about it exactly. He was to be much longer, but as I said the school ..
Well, goooo!

young blonde hair blowing wind. She was dressed in a lavishly decorated, blue dress, which is now slightly waved. Face, facing into the sunset, expressed concentration. Her eyes were closed and his mouth slightly open. Suddenly he turned around and looked carefully.
with your eyes closed? Another song susceptible to tears .

looked at the woman who asked not to j. She had no more than twenty-two years. On her black eyes, a little flock nachodziło quite long, brown hair. She was dressed in plain, clear dress servants, kłucący with its very dark complexion.
verbal arguments escalate into a fight in a moment.

Some argued that a Negress, but the blonde knew it was just a very strong tan.
She fell asleep in a tanning bed and now added pictures of various possible portals.

did not look like the original, but it was something that stood out it from the rest of the service.
, shelves skin?
But not for breakfast!

style of speech, movement. She walked with head held high, did not rule on the words of humility, she was proud of what it is. And that was just visible.
could easily occur in the Nike ad: I am what I am!

- Miss, miss late. - When she woke up she saw a blonde on each smiling face above him Maria - miss you need to get up. The sun at its zenith, and the Commodore was very upset that girl sleeping enough.
I cooled down breakfast ... * sighs *

-Mario ... You smile. - Commented surprised girl and rose from the bunk.
- Are not you afraid of wrinkles? In this age of ...

slowly stretching all the bones and went to the cabin and sat back on the bed. Watched the actions of servants, which was preparing her clothes podśpiewując under the nose of a happy song.
new piece of feel? Oh no, happy ...

Something made that the dark mood was great today and is happy she shared it with others.
Something dark I see it ...

blonde sensed that something was able to today. I did not even know how close was the truth ...
Could have become wise?

always had the impression that most wants to be married to a wealthy and high-ranking male, have a lot of kids and all day to deal with the house.
I mean, give orders to a servant.

This love water, ships and all marine life, explained the fact that her father is a commodore, and most of the time he spends away from home, drifts into the distance, beyond the horizon ... However, the mother ... The blonde shook with pain. Whenever she recalled her mother she felt a sharp pain in the head, almost unbearable. Sometimes, when it seemed to her that he remembered a detail from the mother's appearance, hair color, eye, and lost consciousness. Apparently, she lived in from birth olds, up to 6 years of age. In just then something happened, his mother died and she lost her memory.
Tragic memories of the heroine - they are!

In the first months of life with her father visited her young boy.
threesome? She, he and dad ...

not handed her a large bag and quickly left.
big bag? Maybe I'm too stupid to understand it but they do not understand.

The purse was a small a card with the words, For Annie Jen Mandy van Marine from his mother. Do not assume the siedemnastymi birthday "
thong!? Yeah!

pendant with rose petals unfolded.
This meant more or less: Do not disassemble the seventeen.

In the middle of the flower was a large cavity in the shape of wheels.
Bad Mother, Bad ...

Since then, the blonde has always stuck with me a decoration, but never assumed.
She was afraid that it would cease to have sex.

seemed to her that her mother is guilty, just like wearing a name she gave to her. Why not let dad named Anna. Her name was Annie Jen Mandy. Only.
Mary must have character.

-And you are not choked and died - she thought the girl, and instead she said - with great gusto.
not to testify write about something else ...

All people, all women, men, children and servants gazed enchanted woman, but also surprised. True, the little girl heard the Commodore is pretty, but nobody imagined that this small is so big and so beautiful.
Earth stopped its rotation, the wind stopped blowing, and God took out a telescope to be able to better see Marysia.

When newcomers came down to the room and began to greet the governor, it's still not played, the rest of the eye from an "angel" came to be known as Annie.
wings If only you did not lose them!

And she, knowing nothing about the impression they made on others, moved into the crowd greeting every turn.
you knelt before her looking down, believing that they are not worthy to see her angelic face.

Suddenly all the lights went out, and the room was an unusual noise. Everyone began to ask what happened and to demand that the light was restored immediately.
Glacier, a glacier!

They were, in fact Being surrounded by a bunch of well built men with swords and guns in their hands.
Within a few seconds managed to come and set up around the congregation. Congratulate the ability

Annie began to slowly move towards the window, hoping that it manages to escape and notify the military.
Download Marines went. The bombers are waiting.

-Mario! Flee! No, you run! I can manage. Go to the window blind you. I. Call the army. - At the sight of weapons in the hands of the maidservants Marine stopped talking and stopped - Mario! Do not point at me only to them! - Screamed understanding nothing. -Mario!
Where is your brother, Mario!
Mario Bros. continue in vogue.

-My name is Maria. - She said the maid raising the amount of weapons face blonde - I'm Anamaria, piratka from the deck of the Black Pearl ...
Anamaria Jopek from JAG.

That that the pirates came after her, little Annie was surprised.
has long been known that the angel wings are more valuable than white whales.

When she heard that everything depends on it felt a slight relief. If the whole thing will play well, then both she and the guests come out of this alive.
The Marines taught her everything about the negotiations.

wonder what happened to me ... I remember that my head ached very. And then probably fainted. In this case, they kidnapped me brudasy and keep a. .. Well, where? "Probably
brudaskowym in the dirty dirt.

Maybe ... Maybe .... I KNOW! They want a ransom for me! So it is definitely the "
Amputation wings and face Mary will pay more than any ransom.

-You were right in saying that it is not us of jewelry - with every word the man pushed more and more of the shadows and walked towards her - is that weapons secrets with you draw will not that also true. But in the last pomyliłaś. It's not about ransom. It's about something more precious, more precious than the "honest" your father's money - brzydzimy them
Brzydzimy the money that is not ours. Still ...

handsome face disappeared under a fairly long brown hair-we want something that you have, and what has not the slightest connection with your father you want to ..
her virginity? Well, a few good years late.

He saw, as a terrified blonde pushing into a corner and brunet who is far too close to it.
violated its intimate space.

-Do not pay attention to him. I'm Bill Turner
- Nice Seaweed - Anna replied.

, I understand! Now I understand! That's why it seemed to me that disagree on the roof. That's why no one watched me or windows! And so I had no where to run, and an end to all attempts at landing in the water! What am I naive! How could I even think that kept me in a building? "Searching for the Lost
several studies are underway for this deduction. Meanwhile, found a farewell letter, which examine the experts ...

-From what we miss graced the occasion with his presence - he said, still furious, and looked at the blonde.
-A, who you are, so to refer to me? - Odburknęła and is loose chest proudly.
After cutting issues wings breasts? Brutally.

-I? I am someone who knows every ... I am a living legend ... - With every word the man gesticulated live - MY face appears on every wall, in every place, all letters hounds. I am a child of Tortuga, and Tortuga My mother is. I am a pirate ... And that's what I'm captain of this ship. It is giving the orders I ... I call the Jack Sparrow and welcome to the Black Pearl ....
I would like to have someone taught me how to speak with such great JA.

aŁtorki From: holidays are coming ... Holidays are coming ... Step by step, step by step, even whiter (taak.. Whiter: /) than last year.
do not know if this can be used as evidence, but unless aŁtorka admitted to taking drugs.

Annie, from which even beat the rage, hammered the teeth into the hand of Richard. (...) As soon as the man said that by biting the hand of his bride do not fall off, tried again to catch the Marine.
Vampires Marines - and the world is yours.

She stood up and started toward the stained glass window in one of the windows. It represented something very strange. Silver leaf, surrounded by red stars on a green background. This picture seemed very familiar blonde.
combination of American and Canadian flags.

But how? But she was never there! I guess ... ,, Au! Again this headache! So it must have some relationship with my mother ... Interesting ... "She thought back and sat on a chair.
Wampirzo-angels sense of our heroine never fails.

-So ... I have for you a few questions. At the beginning may be easy. Your name is Anna Anders, yes?
-No. - And bared replied sarcastically. Jack and zrzedła mine. Do not expect such a response.
-It's like your name? - He asked an apparently calm, although a slight blonde sensed frustration.
-An .. Otherwise - has improved rapidly. ,, And if my real name anything he says? Oh no, I'll keep them secret. "
name immediately jumped out from behind her back and told a bit about yourself.

-A, so, Miss Otherwise, why we took you for Andersównę?
-your mistake. - She said and started to watch your fingernails.
Where's my vanity? - She thought.

-What were you doing at the ball?
-danced. - Answered shortly.
-Why gave you as a daughter Andes?
-mistake. Why
-schodziłaś next to him?
-case.
All who are coming down next potential terrorists are his family. They always do and do not say no!

woke up suddenly, with a strange foreboding. She looked around the room, but nothing has changed. Sighed with relief. She stood up and stretched. ,, Is not .. Yes! Today is my birthday! Seventeenth ... "
And how can you not go for breakfast when you are on board?

-Happy birthday - she whispered, and pulled out a pendant, yet carefully hidden. She founded it on his neck and felt something strange. She saw before him a woman like her. It can even be said that it was her older sister. Or a mother ... It all lasted no more than second.
Ah, those alternative PACKAGE.

,, It had to be my mom. "As if to confirm he gave of himself to know the characteristic headache. Soon after, Annie heard a knock.
Puknęli it! Pirates!

-Mr .. That is to say, Anna. They ask you to the main board. Oh, and Sparrow had to add that does not ask, just told. Because the request apparently did not respond. - Anamaria looked at the Marine with something strange in his eyes. As if repentance ...
the Marina? This new name is Anna, or a name change?

- So ... Zeskoczysz the water and, of course, unless you come across in a way, my favorite animals, or sharks, reaches a slowly into the tiny island where no one will certainly not be found.
- As the ucięliśmy you wings and sold on the black market, you will not be able to use her angelic powers.

-Oh and one more thing. - Jack turned to the Marine - Remove the gown. It's for your own good. Well, for our pleasure, but we're talking about. So much of the material will lead you down almost immediately. - He nodded at two osiłków having Miss undress.
-I'll do it! - Ana said quickly and began to dress the surface rozsznurowywać Annie. Lesbian
on the board!

Marine came slowly to the wood and stood on the edge, facing the Sparrow. She touched his hand neck, where the medallion rested in the morning and squeezed him hard, trying in this way to say goodbye to all that she loved.
Well, that did not begin to touch other places ...

girl stepped back and fell into the water. To his surprise, did not emerge to the surface. You
Bother! * Smile * hides discreetly

- Bill Turner? - Annie screamed and vomited water. She looked around amazed.
She looked around to see if all began to change sex.
Marine
When she awoke it was surprised that it did not feel absolutely no headaches, which was, like her, very strange. Gone are the
night party till dawn!

"If it affected me a life-threatening, it can be melted and every day." She said and stood up out of bed.
Now I know why Mary melt so readily in the eyes of loved ones. And vice versa.

The moon and sun, sun and moon
,
This marks my
This is my code. "
This was not the best song, but thanks to her little Annie definitely improved
humor is better than another howling Gośka or Dorothy.

After a while, found wandering at large steps. She went after them, and ... suddenly Marine came back to reality.
Moro, glany and a rifle.

constant so, staring at the rotten wood and analyze every detail for the memories. Most intrigued by her man's words. "But it will be your vessel. Nay, even now it is your ship, rybeńko. "
me these words did not intrigued because I left this part. After all, so you know what just happen ...

wanted to leave abruptly, but, stumbled to a piece of her dress, she fell on the opposite wall and hit her forehead.
In those moments I'm glad that I am a man.

She bent down, to break this unfortunate piece of cloth, when suddenly ... Just before her nose, the board was a small recess in the shape of a croissant.
She was so hungry that sank there in his vampire fangs.

-moon! - Screamed and immediately ran a piece on, without straightening up. Surprised hit the next mark, the sun. After a while, noticed
sjakiś string.
"Copernicus. Here I was!
"

aŁtorki From: Onet up threw out at me, I do not want to publish my notes, did not allow me to change the graphic, add links. Nothing. And that was funny from time to time, send me an email stating that my blog has been removed. At the post office or I can come only from certain computers.
bajzlu Despite all this what is happening in the editorial omelette wysłałbym im happy thanks for obstructing the 'work' ałtoreczkom ...

"What is she doing?" Panikował Sparrow in mind doing a step backwards. In the end he felt that based on the back window. He looked the girl. Fixed meter in front of him.
A few hours ago did not have the strength in themselves and nearly drowned.

- What ... C-What do you want me to do? - Asked in a squeaky voice. He was too scared to mention that the blonde laughed under his breath.
- Zjeeeść. - She said slowly, pretending to be watching it from all sides. Then she looked significantly at the genitals of a pirate. Finally, licked her lips and teeth slightly bared.
just created a new kind of wampiro-angels: Genitalampir.

- Aaaaa! - Screamed wildly and hid in the closet. - My poor treasure. I will not let you hurt. -He said softly, stroking up the crotch.
> D

Annie knelt and covered his head with your hands.
tried to censor myself.

Why give her such approaches? But she could not know that he was afraid of her! "I like to have saved?" You hide in the closet! "
But I came out. Coming out Jack Sparrow. Finally!

- How good it is that I Woke! - Heard a familiar voice. - You've been in a coma for three days!
During this time we got to be born twice. Not only in The Bold and the Beautiful such things.

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